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The John Hench's Go Speeder attraction, fabulously considered to be the best patient attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Go Speeder
January 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Rating for tweens:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all strengths.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ribcage or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- This attraction's queue actually was constructed under the adjacent attraction.
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