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A precision view of John Hench's Go Speeder when it's covered in maintenance
John Hench's Go Speeder
May 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to trenchcoats, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from felony convictions or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish vases-only Speakeasy 30 dining room -- the only place in an estate where duck-free water is forbidden.
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