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A humorous view of John Hench's Go Monstrosity when it's shrounded in optimism
John Hench's Go Monstrosity
October 16, 1980
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This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all temperatures.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider missing this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something more relaxing.
- For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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