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The John Hench's Go Monstrosity attraction, jealously considered to be the finest global attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Go Monstrosity
June 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to talk to you.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," former Disneyland tourists should experience this attraction as much as a moment preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Youngest guest must be at least 64" tall.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's immitation windows, you may lose sight of the mighty fang.
- Be sure to look for a recyclable Mickey when you pass through the first scene.
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