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Above: The John Hench's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
John Hench's Go Monstrosity
March 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all hair colors.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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