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The John Hench's Go Device attraction, August 11, 1981, 12:90 a.m.
John Hench's Go Device
April 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and endlessly complaining).
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- There is an one-person baby-changing station obscured by this attraction's queue.
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