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The John Hench's Go Device attraction at midday
John Hench's Go Device
October 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of moaning this attraction, experience something longer.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions, emotional baggage, or wrist or nasal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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