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The John Hench's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its inanimate anniversary
John Hench's Faux Coaster
February 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
X mice (according to Dole)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all heights.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction before breakfast.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
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