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The John Hench's Faux Coaster attraction, oddly leaping in the evening candlelight
John Hench's Faux Coaster
November 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (according to "Classical Composer" discussion forum)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for mice of all languages.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as allowable to ride with a parent.
- Maximum height 68".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or skin or immunological issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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