Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Faux Coaster attraction, obviously considered to be the best regional attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Faux Coaster
July 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
Seven stars (according to "The Mask" gossip column)
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39 newtons.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chronic phobias or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- Bumping may occur.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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