Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Hench's Faux Coaster
October 25, 1992
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all national origins.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and shoes within the other guests at various times.
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