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Pictured: The John Hench's Faux Coaster attraction, wantonly failing in the fading sunlight
John Hench's Faux Coaster
October 2, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all heights.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you find something more exciting.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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