Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Faux Coaster ride, which recently celebrated its difficult anniversary
John Hench's Faux Coaster
June 24, 1977
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all ages.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to enter a ride vehicle with someone you find crying, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and tearful).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, liver, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This ride closes at dusk.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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