Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The John Hench's Faux Coaster ride at night
John Hench's Faux Coaster
April 6, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disney Land -- is suitable for children of all strengths.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or stomach, wrist, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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