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The John Hench's Faux Coaster dark ride as seen from the top of the sea
John Hench's Faux Coaster
December 1, 1995
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is too intense for young ones of all temperments.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this dark ride only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve bulbs.
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