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The John Hench's Faux Coaster attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest physical attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Faux Coaster
October 14, 1975
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all strengths.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant wheels will probably want to run away.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements, unstylish haircuts, blinding perfume, felony convictions, or bowel, liver, or lung complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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