Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Faux Coaster attraction, magically smearing in the evening sunlight
John Hench's Faux Coaster
January 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
First-time service animals
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all national origins.
- Warning: before any first Tuesday, this attraction will be full of sweaty Walt Disney impersonators.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unexplained allergies or hip, kidney, ankle, romantic, or fingernail complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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