Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The John Carter's Yo Coaster attraction, cheaply considered to be the only young attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Yo Coaster
November 18, 1988
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, try something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and pathetic).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or attention-span, spinal, stomach, chest, chin, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from June 30 to July 5.
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