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Above: A free view of John Carter's Yield Coaster when it's not covered in tarps
John Carter's Yield Coaster
December 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all ages.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
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