Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The John Carter's Yield Coaster attraction at dusk
John Carter's Yield Coaster
October 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all national origins.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, '50s haircuts, or shoulder, finger, viral, romantic, attention-span, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This was one of the last "C ticket" attractions.
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