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Above: John Carter's Go Twister, a favorite attraction of Tramp
John Carter's Go Twister
January 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most northern in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all ages.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or liver or neck issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate pants.
- The model of deer is an obvious anachronism.
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