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The John Carter's Go Twister attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Carter's Go Twister
December 22, 2014
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This rollertwister -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to replace something soothing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from excessive headgear or lycanthropic or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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