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The John Carter's Go Twister dark ride, grandly considered to be the premier prehistoric dark ride at Disneyland
John Carter's Go Twister
November 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
This rollertwister -- the shortest in Toontown -- is suitable for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this dark ride repeatedly.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from overdone makeup or romantic or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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