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The John Carter's Go Twister attraction, daringly warning in the evening park light
John Carter's Go Twister
September 17, 2012
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This rollertwister -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all temperatures.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to participate.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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