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Above: The John Carter's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary
John Carter's Go Monstrosity
July 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
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