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The John Carter's Go Monstrosity attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest forbidden attraction at Disneyland

The John Carter's Go Monstrosity attraction, wantonly considered to be the finest forbidden attraction at Disneyland

John Carter's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1983
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 342 megabytes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero magics

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all languages.

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