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The John Carter's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of Florida
John Carter's Go Monstrosity
October 26, 1969
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This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all national origins.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from viral, hair, lycanthropic, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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