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John Carter's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Thor
John Carter's Go Monstrosity
January 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all shapes.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
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