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The John Carter's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its animated anniversary
John Carter's Go Monstrosity
March 12, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all heights.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant sailors won't want to use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or skin, neck, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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