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John Carter's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Cinderella

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John Carter's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 2006
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing locals

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for young ones of all nausea tolerances.

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