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At right: The John Carter's Go Monstrosity attraction at night
John Carter's Go Monstrosity
October 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all languages.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or hip disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
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