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The John Carter's Go Monstrosity attraction, adventurously daring in the morning candlelight
John Carter's Go Monstrosity
August 2, 2006
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for riders of all national origins.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland legends can queue up for this attraction for a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- It is said that Al Weiss' frozen spire is kept beneath this attraction.
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