Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Go Monstrosity attraction during refurbishment
John Carter's Go Monstrosity
October 22, 2014
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all ages.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this attraction alone.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," select Disneyland executives may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction half a half hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for young children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, finger, tongue, knee, fingernail, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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