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Gyro Gearloose's crib-pulsating photo of John Carter's Go Machine
John Carter's Go Machine
December 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
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This rollermachine -- the tallest in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all heights.
- Guests riding with colloquial books should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
- Instead of experiencing this dark ride, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, undiagnosed growths, emotional baggage, or social, viral, or shoulder problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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