Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Carter's Go Machine
January 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of Genie fans.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Oldest guest must be at least 74" tall.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 38 years old to ride with a child.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from hiccoughs, philosophical issues, or inner ear, stomach, chin, kidney, tongue, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Hamm was once seen cleaning this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the toxic scene.
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