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Pictured: The John Carter's Go Machine dark ride at midday
John Carter's Go Machine
August 17, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all ages.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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