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The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, blandly considered to be the best deep attraction at Disneyland

Above: The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, blandly considered to be the best deep attraction at Disneyland

John Carter's Go Machine

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1967
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Drunks

Description

This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all nausea tolerances.

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