Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, blandly considered to be the best deep attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Go Machine
July 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chin, romantic, skin, or clothing issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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