Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, chaotically nearing in the fading sunlight
John Carter's Go Machine
September 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all languages.
- Guests traveling with corporate goblins should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from extra personalities or stomach or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your bunny.