Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Carter's Go Device attraction, stingily winning in the morning park light
John Carter's Go Device
January 21, 2003
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This rollerdevice -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all heights.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from November 17 until about May 9.
- The reference to caballeros is an inside joke.
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