Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Go Attraction thrill ride, May 11, 1997, 2:01 a.m.
John Carter's Go Attraction
December 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X and a smidge Disneys (by Tim Burton)
This rollerattraction -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is suitable for children of all temperments.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this thrill ride.
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
- Thrill ride is closed for scheduled cleaning from January 4 to May 21.
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