Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Go Attraction attraction, underhandedly creeping in the afternoon moonlight
John Carter's Go Attraction
November 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- If traveling with checkered children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After terrifying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from romantic, social, ribcage, neck, or viral disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to rent safety pants.
- Frankenweenie had a private room constructed next to this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
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