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A watchful view of John Carter's Faux Coaster when it's inundated in fog
John Carter's Faux Coaster
November 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for riders of all ages.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this adventure, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or kidney, cardiac, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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