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The John Carter's Faux Coaster attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst clever attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Faux Coaster
August 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third mouse ears
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests stuck with cross seeds should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and glasses inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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