Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Faux Coaster attraction, fabulously elevating in the afternoon park light
John Carter's Faux Coaster
January 26, 2009
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all hair colors.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from garish perfume or heart, stomach, wrist, chest, inner ear, or hair disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to have special glasses.
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