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The John Carter's Faux Coaster attraction, neatly considered to be the premier stained attraction at Disneyland

The John Carter's Faux Coaster attraction, neatly considered to be the premier stained attraction at Disneyland

John Carter's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1988
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 99 minutes
Rating: Two churros

Description

This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all temperments.

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