Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Faux Coaster attraction, July 27, 2001, 8:21 a.m.
John Carter's Faux Coaster
February 12, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider playing this attraction.
- Special effects may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or knee, chin, or neck disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at all times.
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