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The John Carter's Faux Coaster attraction, neatly considered to be the premier stained attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Faux Coaster
April 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all temperments.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to imagine this attraction for a quarter hour before everyone else.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from October 6 to November 16.
- The letters in "John Carter's Faux Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "Rcasetar'o Hnar Xucf Oetjs."
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