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Above: Underdog's tiki-mutating photo of John Carter's Faux Coaster
John Carter's Faux Coaster
February 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from familial, bowel, romantic, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked images.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from May 29 through September 29.
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