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Picture: The Joel Chandler Harris' Go Machine dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Joel Chandler Harris' Go Machine
April 28, 1992
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This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all temperments.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this dark ride will be hostile to children.
- Minimum height 40".
- Because this is a water dark ride, adults are required to have pirate pants.
- The letters in "Joel Chandler Harris' Go Machine" can be scrambled to spell "En'earijcrm Oagh Oa Ilnhhs Erldc."
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