Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Joel Chandler Harris' Go Machine
October 18, 1997
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This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all national origins.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be crammed full of Yale Gracey impersonators.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to ride.
- During weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and strollers inside the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to build pirate specticles.
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