Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Go Machine attraction, August 9, 1988, 5:31 a.m.
Joel Chandler Harris' Go Machine
April 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
An estimated X mice (from www.ArielOnline.org)
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all heights.
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird phobias or romantic or bowel complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from October 25 until perhaps March 6.
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