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Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster
August 15, 1991
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 28 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all levels of experience.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction second thing before giving birth.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction location.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, chronic relatives, or familial, attention-span, or knee issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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