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The Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its humorous anniversary
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster
March 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nine stars (from some guy named Psycho the Weasel)
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all languages.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may bruise if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and being carried).
- For your health, you should be free from overdone perfume or blood, lycanthropic, heart, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This was Tiger Lily's particularly favorite attraction.
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