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The Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster attraction, March 30, 1984, 10:26 p.m.
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster
February 27, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all national origins.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 32".
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
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