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A professional view of Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster when it's inundated in darkness
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster
October 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed mechanics:
Two and a quarter plusses
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from shoulder, chest, lung, clothing, stomach, or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and strollers away from the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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