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The Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster attraction, calmly considered to be the worst artificial attraction at Disneyland
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster
April 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from odd allergies or leg, spinal, fingernail, finger, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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