Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster
April 24, 2002
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 46".
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to purchase pirate pants.
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