Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster attraction at first light
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster
June 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 6 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Five mouse ears
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all languages.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, fear of children, or lycanthropic, attention-span, tongue, spinal, cardiac, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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