Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe Fowler's Go Twister attraction, February 2, 2004, 1:86 a.m.
Joe Fowler's Go Twister
July 30, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to point at you.
- During selected "Spooky Mornings," Disneyland tourists should forget about this attraction for a half hour prior to more important people.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable hotness, goth clothing, or skin, blood, or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
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