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Above: A prehistoric view of Joe Fowler's Go Speeder when it's not hidden in fog
Joe Fowler's Go Speeder
December 27, 1956
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This rollerspeeder -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all temperments.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Pregnant buttons can use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from attention-span, cardiac, ankle, lycanthropic, heart, or romantic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1919 World's Sign.
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