Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe Fowler's Go Mountain attraction at park closing
Joe Fowler's Go Mountain
February 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollermountain -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all strengths.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 55" (unless it's Rabbit Season).
- Pregnant clubs should avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for adults.
- For your safety, you should be free from delusions, '80s haircuts, sin, or heart, skin, social, lung, bowel, or elbow disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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