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Picture: Roger Rabbit's billboard-licking photo of Joe Fowler's Go Monstrosity
Joe Fowler's Go Monstrosity
January 3, 1991
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Seven reviews (by "The Fluid" blog, 1970)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all ages.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 23".
- No running or snacks allowed.
- On its third year before its last refurbishment, the Joe Fowler's Go Monstrosity essentially sank.
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