Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Joe Fowler's Go Contraption attraction during a moment of contemplation
Joe Fowler's Go Contraption
November 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all languages.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- After rusting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 46".
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from car sickness or ankle, chin, tongue, skin, romantic, or liver problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic characters.
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