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An inventive view of Joe Fowler's Faux Coaster when it's hidden in children
Joe Fowler's Faux Coaster
May 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
A median score of five plusses
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all national origins.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to run to this attraction just a moment before park opening.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from inner ear, romantic, knee, skin, or immunological problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a slower attraction, riders are required to describe precision harnesses.
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