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A patient view of Joe Fowler's Faux Coaster when it's not inundated in computers
Joe Fowler's Faux Coaster
August 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all temperatures.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will pick on you.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your health, you should be free from cardiac or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Boredom may occur.
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