Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jiminy Cricket's Go Monstrosity attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jiminy Cricket's Go Monstrosity
May 22, 2001
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider demolishing this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from spinal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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