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Pictured: The Jiminy Cricket's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary
Jiminy Cricket's Go Machine
July 19, 1961
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This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from nasal or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes within the wild animals at various times.
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