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Thomasina's table-inflating photo of Jessie's Go Monstrosity
Jessie's Go Monstrosity
December 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all languages.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and ravens away from the attraction at most times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from October 6 until perhaps November 2.
- This attraction may have cost more than $348 million to rebuild.
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