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The Jessie's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jessie's Faux Coaster
January 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Three pirates (by "Majestic Leader" editor)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Walt Disney Land -- is appropriate for kids of all ages.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from odd growths, '80s haircuts, or lung problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No babies or churros permitted.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from February 10 until about May 24.
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