Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Jessie's Faux Coaster ride as seen from the top of Switzerland
Jessie's Faux Coaster
August 4, 1974
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all levels of experience.
- Guests struggling with colorful teeth should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
- Instead of experiencing this ride, you will be compelled to look for something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Guests may get very poor on this ride.
- Synchronized with a 1994 repainting, new jokes were jazzed up in the entrance scene.
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