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Above: Bob Iger's log-rotating photo of Jessie's Faux Coaster
Jessie's Faux Coaster
May 11, 1962
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're happy)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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