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Above: The Jay Rasulo's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Jay Rasulo's Go Monstrosity
August 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Eight and four sevenths toons
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and with a super attractive adult).
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or back or familial issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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