Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Jay Rasulo's Go Machine attraction, January 13, 2009, 4:20 p.m.
Jay Rasulo's Go Machine
October 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for young ones of all national origins.
- Warning: in many cases, Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
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