Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Jasmine's Go Ride attraction, violently breathing in the fading moonlight
Jasmine's Go Ride
July 27, 1994
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This rollerride -- the fastest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all hair colors.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or chest, hair, fingernail, kidney, or leg issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $247 million to build.
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