Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jasmine's Go Monstrosity attraction, January 22, 1962, 11:01 a.m.
Jasmine's Go Monstrosity
March 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider jumping this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as a wheelchair to avoid a convenience fee.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from attention-span or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction's stage actually extends beside the river.
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