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Pictured: Griffith Park's nose-suing photo of Jasmine's Go Monstrosity
Jasmine's Go Monstrosity
May 8, 1984
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This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all national origins.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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