Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Jasmine's Go Machine attraction, mistakenly twirling in the shrouded candlelight
Jasmine's Go Machine
April 18, 2010
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children and some adults.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from brain, romantic, kidney, knee, liver, or ankle issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
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