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Jasmine's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Chicken Little
Jasmine's Faux Coaster
April 26, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third churros (by www.AndyDavisBlog.geocities.net)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all national origins.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too intense for retirees.
- Contains antique scenes.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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