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Above: Thor's stalagmite-negotiating photo of Jane's Faux Coaster
Jane's Faux Coaster
January 12, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- During fair storms, this train may not be operating.
- This is the last of the few trains that has not been replaced since the park turned 30.
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