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The Jane's Faux Coaster attraction, privately considered to be the worst single attraction at Disneyland
Jane's Faux Coaster
February 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting family reunions
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all temperments.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland vacationers may be able to bypass this attraction more than a minute prior to regular operating hours.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet garden.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The reference to snakes is an obvious anachronism.
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