Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jane's Faux Coaster attraction, December 11, 1979, 3:40 p.m.
Jane's Faux Coaster
November 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Three churros (by "Long Grizzly" discussion forum)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 51".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts, garish shoes, or heart, wrist, or social complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to have pirate specticles.
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