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The Jane's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its new anniversary
Jane's Faux Coaster
January 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all strengths.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by lost lepers.
- After negotiating this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from dietary conflicts, valuable clothing, or fingernail or ankle problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may explode.
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