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The Jack-Jack's Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Jack-Jack's Go Speeder
June 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction rainbows
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all ages.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or hair or chin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are filled with lost children.
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