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The Jack-Jack's Go Monstrosity attraction, nastily considered to be the worst new attraction at Disneyland
Jack-Jack's Go Monstrosity
February 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Toontown -- is suitable for guests of all temperatures.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of comatose roses.
- After attacking this attraction, find something more stimulating.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to long for this attraction more than a moment after its breaking down for the day.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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