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An unscheduled view of Jack-Jack's Faux Coaster when it's not bathed in tarps
Jack-Jack's Faux Coaster
July 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all languages.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or stomach or kidney problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Attraction veterans discovered a massive log in which is written the names of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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