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Jack-Jack's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Squanto
Jack-Jack's Faux Coaster
April 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 31 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is suitable for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Before waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to find something more relaxing.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
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