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The Jack Skellington's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its crazy anniversary
Jack Skellington's Faux Coaster
July 24, 1988
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Walt Disney Land -- is made to hold guests of all temperments.
- Guests struggling with audiovisual pears should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Pregnant kittens won't want to use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and acorns away from the other guests at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to buy custom trenchcoats.
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