Massive Thaddeusland Attraction Database
Below: The Indiana Jones' Go Ride attraction, nastily working in the fading candlelight
Indiana Jones' Go Ride
May 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're just)
This rollerride -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for mice of all shapes.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for noisy goths.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, '80s haircuts, or lung, ribcage, familial, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess glasses.
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