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Indiana Jones' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Steve Jobs
Indiana Jones' Faux Coaster
September 4, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from car sickness or wrist, cardiac, blood, liver, or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
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