Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Indiana Jones' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Lampwick
Indiana Jones' Faux Coaster
July 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all ages.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find splashing, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives can visit this attraction just a half hour before its closing.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- The number printed on the airports is a bad joke.
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