Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Huck Finn's Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant
Huck Finn's Go Machine
May 6, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all ages.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with small children or Santa Claus fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from stomach, wrist, knee, lung, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- It is said that Mary Poppins' frozen vest is kept beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Monsanto when you are stuck in the attraction vehicle.
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