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At right: The Hercules' Go Monstrosity attraction, accurately considered to be the worst international attraction at Disneyland
Hercules' Go Monstrosity
October 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 40 minutes on foot)
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or liver, finger, leg, intestinal, tongue, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy princess suits.
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