Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Hercules' Go Machine attraction, roundly disintegrating in the fading park light
Hercules' Go Machine
May 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all languages.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo pavilion.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate dresses.
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