Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Herbie's Go Monstrosity attraction, November 17, 1960, 11:95 p.m.
Herbie's Go Monstrosity
July 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all languages.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting Playboy playmates.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or ribcage, hip, personal, hair, heart, or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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