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Above: A freaky view of Hamm's Wait Coaster when it's not inundated in tarps
Hamm's Wait Coaster
May 23, 2015
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent zombies.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from liver, stomach, tongue, cardiac, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from November 16 until about May 11.
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