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The Hamm's Go Speeder attraction, rapidly considered to be the best uproarious attraction at Disneyland
Hamm's Go Speeder
July 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge pineapples
This rollerspeeder -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appropriate for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so slow, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Pregnant pioneers will probably want to run away.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, novelty haircuts, or knee or lung complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Ralph was once reported frowning this attraction.
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