Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A visible view of Hamm's Go Speeder when it's not shrounded in religion
Hamm's Go Speeder
July 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before growing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more relaxing.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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