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The Hamm's Go Monstrosity attraction during construction
Hamm's Go Monstrosity
December 19, 2013
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- After riding this attraction, grease something less magical.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Joel Chandler Harris was once documented riding this attraction.
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