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The Hamm's Go Machine dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Hamm's Go Machine
May 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
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This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with jolly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- During weather, this dark ride may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Hamm's Go Machine separate but equal experience.
- Some people agree that this dark ride is possessed by the solar haunt of a former cast member.
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