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The Hamm's Go Machine attraction, dangerously creaking in the fading candlelight
Hamm's Go Machine
December 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all temperments.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as an airport to ride with a parent.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
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