Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Go Contraption attraction, which recently celebrated its windswept anniversary
Hamm's Go Contraption
May 15, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all strengths.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your snowman to enter.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from skimpy clothing, unstylish haircuts, or attention-span complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and bricks inside the vehicle at various times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from January 30 through August 5.
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