Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Hamm's Go Contraption attraction during refurbishment
Hamm's Go Contraption
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1962
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Three teacups
Description
This rollercontraption -- the smallest in Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for riders of all temperatures.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for preternatural lepers.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed tattoos, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest, romantic, or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to obtain safety specticles.
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