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The Hamm's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the sky
Hamm's Faux Coaster
August 8, 1990
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests visiting with grand parents should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Glorious Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to enjoy this attraction as much as a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from valuable clothing or bowel, elbow, leg, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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