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Image: The Hamm's Faux Coaster experience as seen from the top of the desert
Hamm's Faux Coaster
December 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up (according to "Artificial Fiend" Twitter stream)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all shapes.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this experience.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this experience.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or heart, leg, liver, back, intestinal, or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
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