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The Hamm's Faux Coaster attraction, July 25, 1955, 5:55 p.m.
Hamm's Faux Coaster
August 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all strengths.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and snap.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Historians discovered a historic log in which is written the names of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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