Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hamm's Faux Coaster attraction, August 6, 1985, 1:59 p.m.
Hamm's Faux Coaster
November 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is too intense for mice of all strengths.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure, punk haircuts, or heart problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested journey.
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