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Above: A cross view of Hamm's Faux Coaster when it's hidden in children
Hamm's Faux Coaster
May 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
No more than nine toons
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something that doesn't involve muppets.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or immunological or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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