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The Hamm's Faux Coaster attraction at night
Hamm's Faux Coaster
October 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all shapes.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo location.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
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