Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hades' Go Speeder attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst undead attraction at Disneyland
Hades' Go Speeder
May 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all languages.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before drinking this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and pathetic).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or kidney, elbow, tongue, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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