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Above: Brigham Young's trenchcoat-laughing photo of Gyro Gearloose's Go Monstrosity
Gyro Gearloose's Go Monstrosity
November 12, 1990
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 32".
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and strollers away from the vehicle at significant times.
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