Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gyro Gearloose's Faux Coaster attraction at midday
Gyro Gearloose's Faux Coaster
September 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all levels of experience.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant daisies can ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing or wrist, liver, elbow, chin, intestinal, or hair problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from February 4 to April 7.
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